Long story short, I had to spend the day at my mom's house with all my kids bc my car was getting some work done and it was easier for me to get there from the dealership.
I must start off my saying that my moms house is hardly child proof but no biggie... we think it won't be an issue...but guess what?
we.were.wrong.
Everything started out fine. We played with some toys and fed the fish in the pond next to my mom's condo. In fact, in the first like 3 hours, the toddler only broke like two candles. Not bad, right??? I thought we were smooooth sailing.
Then 2pm hit and shit hit the fan. My mom left to go get her hair done and I was there by myself. She wasn't even gone two minutes and while I'm changing Jack, JB tips over a vase and breaks it into a million pieces. I start yelling at JB to not touch anything and what does he do? Step on a damn piece of broken glass. Next thing I know he's screaming and there is blood all over floor. So I take Jack and put him back on the floor with Jenna and grab JB. I basically throw him in the sink to wash his foot.
I am washing the blood off his foot and he is pulling all of the paper towels off the roll faster than I can say "STOP!!" Finally I get his foot to stop bleeding, paper towels "rerolled", and let him down while I clean up all the broken glass. As soon as I finish cleaning up that freaking mess, I find JB jumping on my mothers couch in her little TV room. Guess what? His foot was STILL bleeding and now there is blood dots all over her fucking couch and chair.
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| see little red dots on chair? that's blood |
So I get him off the couch and go grab some carpet cleaner and Dawn and start scrubbing..BUT then I realize I didn't grab the carpet cleaner...I used bleach cleaner..NOOOOO!!!DAMMIT!SHIT!
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| this is the couch that i ruined. |
I start to really panic and tears start streaming down my face, I then hear..."thud,boink". I look over and Jack has crawled over to the steps that go down to my moms basement and damn near slid face first down the steps.
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| picture a crying baby halfway down these steps. |
GAHHH I AM GOING TO KILL MY KIDS AND NOT ON PURPOSE!
This all happened in a matter of literally 7 minutes.
I go and grab scared, crying, Jack and get him to calm down. I look back at the couch and its seriously fucked. (see above picture) So I do the only thing I can think to do at this point. Turn the cushions over. GOOD AS NEW NOW BITCHES!
Time to turn on the cartoons and wait for grandma to get home.
Grandma gets home and I explain it all to her. Luckily, she completely understands and is totally okay we just turned the cushions over. She also was able to clean the other chair that had blood dots and it now looks fine too.
BUT she said we weren't allowed back until the kids were 10.
oopsies.
Then, we sat in stupid traffic the whole way home.
tomorrow will be better.maybe?
