Friday, February 13, 2015

50 Shades of Shit

In honor of some movie that I think is coming out today... I would like to start off by saying that I can honestly tell you with good faith that between my 3 kids, I have in fact, seen 50 different shades of baby shit. Go me. I won't go into detail because its gross but trust me, its amazing to see what comes out of these babies. Now onto other shit to talk about...

I never thought I would not work.. It's just not my personality...but when the man upstairs decides you are going to have 3 kids under 2, I guess he has a different plan :) I'm excited to stay at home with my kids but I'm also terrified that if they end up fucked up, it's my fault... Kidding... Sort of...

I've worked in news for almost 10 years. When shit hits the fan, (no pun intended) I've always had to work long extra hours and deal with usually really depressing shit. When the snow is headed our way, I've always had to go into work early and deal with the bullshit snow closings. I will not miss any of that shit at all. I will, however, miss being around the people... 


In order to continue being a social butterfly, I try to leave my house to hang out with my other stay at home mom friends at least once/twice a week. So far, I have been beyond successful with this... This has been clutch. It keeps me happy and I think my babies enjoy it too... Well at least the "big" baby does... The "little" ones don't know what the hell is going on, but I am sure they enjoy the fresh air. So all the other moms out there who read this, and want some company, give me a holler!!! I am so down to come out and play...  


 On days when JB goes to the sitter, I usually go to breakfast with my mom and then go to Target or visit one of my friends. On days that I keep JB with me, I am not as brave... I will take all three to someone's house or will have someone come over. I am not ready to handle all three at a food establishment by myself (well.. without the officer with me) but maybe someday...   

 Update on the twins, they are now 2 months old! Jack weighs 12ish lbs and Jenna weighs 101/2ish lbs... I don't remember how long they are but their percentiles say they are short...Overall healthy little shits. I can't ask for anything more...

Thats all for today! I'll leave you some pics...



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