My little angel is a little devil

First I need to show you this. My sweet little Jenna has 7 teeth. However, she is currently missing one of her big front teeth. I don't give a shit that it hasn't come in yet, I mean, it will eventually. But there is no sign of the tooth whatsoever...For now, its pretty funny.  I kinda like my little hillbilly baby!

 Now a little background on my twins that I don't think I've ever put out there. Besides the fact, they are a boy and a girl, they are very different.  We have always JOKINGLY referred to Jack as the "bad one"... Because well, sometimes he's fucking tough to deal with. He cries a little more than her, yells a little more than her, shits a little more than her, sleeps a little less than her etc... You get the drift. Jenna has always been a very chill baby who is hardly high maintenance so she's always been deemed "the good one'...

Now that you know those little tidbits, I noticed a few weeks ago that occasionally when I am not giving my full attention to the twins that Jack will sometimes let out random screams when they are playing toether. I'll check on them and everything will be fine so I don't ever really worry about it. Well, a few weeks ago Jack let out a scream and when i looked up I noticed that my sweet little Jenna was BITING the shit out of Jack's back. I went to grab him and I noticed this on his arm....Look familar? 

awe hell. 

then after a little more investigation, I found another bite mark on his back. 

so it turns out my little sweet Jenna is actually a damn vampire. Fortunately, there has been no blood drawn or I would be really freaking out...

How do I even address this? The chances of me being able to get an 11 month old to stop using her brother as a teething ring is as likely as her to start pouring me a glass of wine during happy hour..Not going to happen. Guess I will have to start watching my little she-vampire and he-devil like damn hawks.

This shit never ceases to amaze me... now someone pour me some wine...